Acquit Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How do you get a fire started?

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What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

Trial Jokes More Trial Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.