Acquit Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots?

HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a framed picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail for the frame

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

Billy Joel Jokes More Billy Joel Jokes

What is Billy Joel's favorite Bill Murray movie?

Caddyshack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

Trial Jokes More Trial Jokes

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!