How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.