How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.