How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

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Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

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What flavour toothpaste do indifferent people like?

Meh-nthol

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

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What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'