What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv