How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

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What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !