How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

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What do you think of Miles Davis?

he kind of blew

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

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What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.