How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

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How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

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What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "