How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

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What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Dinner Table Jokes More Dinner Table Jokes

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

15 Year Old Daughter Jokes More 15 Year Old Daughter Jokes

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.