You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.
Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
This joke...
After the last dog they just ate.
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
If your kid has down syndrome.
Moussaka
Gilles de la gourmette
IUD