Bernie Supporter Jokes

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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What for ?

Ref: The rest of the match !

How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

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What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson

How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running . . . JK! Rolling

Fitter Jokes More Fitter Jokes

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.