Bernie Supporter Jokes

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

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What do you call people who use the pull out method?

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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What would call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at?

Unseaworthy

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

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How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah