Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates

What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.