What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

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How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

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What do you call a 7 year old redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

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What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.