What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

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Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

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Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.