Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

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What famous American filmmaker lived in a safe?

Vault Disney

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

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What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.