Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

Fbi Jokes More Fbi Jokes

What do you call a divorced FBI agent?

Fed-Ex

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.