Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

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What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

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Where did Sadam Hussein keep his CD collection?

In Iraq.

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

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What do you call a dinosaur FBI agent?

A pteredacted.

What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one