Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

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Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

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What do Bristol Palin and Iraq have in common?

It's just so hard to pull out.

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In Iraq.

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Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

What do you call a dinosaur FBI agent?

A pteredacted.