Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

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Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

Chimney Jokes More Chimney Jokes

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !