Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do you call a group of black people?

Antique farm equipment.

Why do you never see black people on cruise ships?

Because they won't fall for the same trick twice

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What does deaf, mute and blind person get for christmas?

Cancer

Chimney Jokes More Chimney Jokes

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.