Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A: A lunartick.

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!