How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

College Jokes More College Jokes

Why did Bruce Jenner go back to college?

So he could spend a semester a broad.

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg