How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

College Jokes More College Jokes

Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

Johns Hopkins!

Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.