Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

Switzerland Jokes More Switzerland Jokes

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.