Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

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Why was the black man arrested?

Good question.

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Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

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When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

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