Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

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Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Switzerland Jokes More Switzerland Jokes

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

What are some of the perks of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

Who is saved?

America

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.