What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

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Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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Why Newton laws were not from Asian countries?

Because they have durian...

What do you call an Asian who's tolerable some of the time?

Occasionally (OK Asian Lee).

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What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

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What is an astronomer's favorite drink?

Star*bucks. Sorry.(https://sarahk18.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/happy-ba-dum-tss-l.jpg)

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso