What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

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What did the mountain say to the desert?

you're hot"

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ?

On squid row !

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What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied