What did the octopus make for desert?

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What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert?

Darude Sandstorm.

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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

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What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie