Morty Jokes

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

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What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

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Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

How do you keep an idiot busy?

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Rigor Jokes More Rigor Jokes

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

How can you tell your boyfriend has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow.

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

Rick Jokes More Rick Jokes

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

Necropheliac Jokes More Necropheliac Jokes

Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.