Morty Jokes

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

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What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

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Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?

A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.

Necropheliac Jokes More Necropheliac Jokes

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

Rick Jokes More Rick Jokes

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

Rigor Jokes More Rigor Jokes

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.