Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

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How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

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Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?

An improvement.

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What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws