Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Dec 25 Jokes More Dec 25 Jokes

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?

Because Dec 25 is Oct 31

Oct 31 Jokes More Oct 31 Jokes

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Computer Programmer Jokes More Computer Programmer Jokes

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

Dec 25 Oct Jokes More Dec 25 Oct Jokes

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

Why was the baby ant confused?

Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)