Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
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Because Dec 25 is Oct 31
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
Because he couldn't commit.
Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
A barber!
Change the drinking age to 25
He worked it out with a pencil
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The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
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Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...
Because they're good at commiting.
It ain't gonna be soft where my engine nearing!"
Because OCT 31= DEC 25