The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.
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About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
45 minutes.
Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.
It twerked.
Your love life.
Some people think God is real.
Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*
My credit card bill.
She won't swallow.
Premature emasculation.
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
Because her boyfriend was going in .
Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot
He gets her Dawn.
A: surname
20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*
A: It's all in the grip.
