What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

A: The blonde works in the dark!

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What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

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Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.