Improvement Jokes

Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

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What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?

An improvement.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

45 Minute Jokes More 45 Minute Jokes

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

Cnn Jokes More Cnn Jokes

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

How do you get Reddit to improve their search function?

Have CNN report on how bad it is

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Transportation Jokes More Transportation Jokes

What is the pope's favorite mode of transportation?

A mitre-cycle!

How can transportation be improved in Harlem??

By moving the trees closer together.

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

What is the opposite of a meme?

A youyou

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.