Improvement Jokes

Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

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What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?

An improvement.

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December Jokes More December Jokes

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Transportation Jokes More Transportation Jokes

What's a dog's favorite mode of transportation?

A waggin'

What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation. :D

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?

Dracula's dentist.

How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How do you get to the front page of reddit ?

Lack of originality

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy