Improvement Jokes

Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

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What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?

An improvement.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

2016 Jokes More 2016 Jokes

What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!" ?

A dog with a hair lip

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ?

Alison to my radio in the mornings !

What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

Fajita Jokes More Fajita Jokes

Why did the Mexican... ... throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila! ... go to the home improvement store in December Fajitas!

What do you call a Mexican Super Saiyan?

Fajita

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you pay a quiz master?

with finances.

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll