When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

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Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

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When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

What do you call a bulimic tree?

Sycamore!