When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

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When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

A: Anytime he wants to go.

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

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What do you call a bulimic tree?

Sycamore!

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.