What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

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How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

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Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !

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How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.