What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

Previous Random Joke Next

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

Carve Jokes More Carve Jokes

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey