What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

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Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ?

Ankansas though any piece of wood !

Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

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What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !

What's the best way to stop a German train?

them nicely.

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How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!