What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.

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Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked