Why doesn't a duck wear underwear?

Because their pecker's on their face.

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What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

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Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

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Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

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Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge