Why do so many lunatics have ear infections?

Because they're ear-rash-ional.

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What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

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Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum