Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

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Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What rhymes with "hug me"?

Chutney.

Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

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Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

What's the difference between a women's doctor and a kick returner?

The returner can catch a punt...

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Whats the currency of North Korea?

The NoDinar

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."