Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

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Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

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What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

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What rhymes with "hug me"?

Chutney.

What rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre

Punt Jokes More Punt Jokes

What's the difference between a women's doctor and a kick returner?

The returner can catch a punt...

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

Whats the currency of North Korea?

The NoDinar