The returner can catch a punt...
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because it rhymes with Bank Manager
A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.
Patti O'Furniture
One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy
Ask them what OP stands for.
Dr. Dre
Star Bucks.
Starbucks
Freezing.
Wait, I can explain everything!
Billy the Squid.
Because of all the tellers.