Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

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Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

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Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.