Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

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How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

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Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

Squid Jokes More Squid Jokes

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

Billy Squid Jokes More Billy Squid Jokes

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.