Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

Billy Jokes More Billy Jokes

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

Squid Jokes More Squid Jokes

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickles

Billy Squid Jokes More Billy Squid Jokes

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.