Billy Jokes

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

Why don't you ask your sister?

But I don't have a .........oooooh.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How are you so strong?

LET ME GO TINY DANCER

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

How do you study for a prostate exam?

By cramming.

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

Nickelback

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

Meme Jokes More Meme Jokes

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.