Billy Jokes

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

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How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

Billy Mays Jokes More Billy Mays Jokes

What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid?

An OxyMoron!

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave ?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again ...

What's better than a laxative?

Reddit.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

What do you call a joke with the wrong punchline?

To get to the other side!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Acquit Jokes More Acquit Jokes

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel