What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

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What happens when a lamppost breaks?

Sorry, repost

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

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How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.