Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

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What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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When is a computer like a blonde?

When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

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Bad at golf?

Join the club.

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.