Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

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What's the most difficult instrument for a percussionist to play?

a conundrum

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

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How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

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Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.