Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

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Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

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What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

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Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail