Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

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Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!

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How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'

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Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

What do Aaron Hernandez and Edward Snowden have in common?

They're both expatriots (expatriates).