What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

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What is a worm's favorite city in Alabama?

Squirming-ham

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."