What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

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Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

What is a worm's favorite city in Alabama?

Squirming-ham

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Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.