What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

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How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

Why is Alabama the smartest state?

Because it has four A's and one B.

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How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo