What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon. :D

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist