What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

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What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

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Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ?

Bones upon a time... !

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.