What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.