Captain America Shield Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

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What's Captain America's shield made out of?

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

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Lettuce, pray."

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.