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Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

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What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

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What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

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What do you call a running gag on crutches?

A lame joke.

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

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What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**