Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

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Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

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What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.