Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

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What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

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Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

What's the good part about having alzheimer's?

You can hide your own easter eggs.

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How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.