What's the good part about having alzheimer's?

You can hide your own easter eggs.

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How do you hide from imminent retribution?

Karmaflage!

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

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What is Alzheimer's?

WHAT IS ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE?

What's the best part of having Alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday!