Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

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How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

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How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

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What do you call bread baked in the south?

inbred

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

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How many people does it take to start a riot?

3/5

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3/5