Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

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Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

Who is the poorest guy in the south?

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3/5

What does a man of 35 think of?

Dating children.