What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

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I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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What happened to the cold jellyfish ?

It set !

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

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Piratechnics!

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"