Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

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What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

How do you say "whoops" in German?

World War 2