How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

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What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until christmas.

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What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

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How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen