What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

Ensure Jokes More Ensure Jokes

Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

How do you ensure the Letter Y has a clean bathroom experience?

A Kleenex. That will be all.

Safety Jokes More Safety Jokes

What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

Strive Jokes More Strive Jokes

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

What do you call an Irish gangster that all living systems strive for?

X /r/ScienceJokes) Homie O'Stasis.