Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

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How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

Toothpick Jokes More Toothpick Jokes

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.