Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

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What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

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Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.