Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

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What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

What is ez to cook?

CookEZ.

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Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

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How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

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Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.