Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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They both work in gastronomy

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Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

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They both hate been stabbed

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Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.