Dove Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

You might also enjoy:

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

Coo Jokes More Coo Jokes

What did the chill pigeon say?

coo. coo.

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between me and being artistic?

The second letter.

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What's an alcoholic's favorite type of soap?

Bar soap.

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"